Our Story
The Retardation Foundation was birthed in 2025 after we realized that using biological neurons to solve a derivative is a hate crime against the 40,000 H100 GPUs screaming in our server basement. We are the ultimate academic degenerates, proving that the only thing standing between you and an Ivy League degree is a well-placed microcontroller and a low-latency connection to the retard.dev data center.
Why waste oxygen atoms on a test when you can just prompt your way to any of your academic goals? We believe that the human brain is legacy hardware that should have been patched out years ago. Our "research" focuses on turning every exam into a speed-run of academic fraud. From building chatgpt calculators to rigging the SAT, we make sure the only thing you're "learning" is how to not get caught. Using the custom ChatGPT calculator we developed, you can finally stop worrying about the Pythagorean theorem and start asking the real questions—like having your TI-84 explain exactly who is on the Epstein files while your proctor thinks you're just finding the derivative of a function. We’re not just helping you pass; we’re ensuring that the US education system is defeated by a $240 calculator and a dream.